I realized a couple days ago that I haven't posted a blog in a while. This is a problem, mainly because my last post was super-negative and depressing, which is not cool at all.
I just remember that the title of my blog includes the word "growls."
I really shoulda thought through my blog title a bit more.
ANYWAY, I felt like I needed to update here (because I love you all, obviously), and that I'd do it in a super special way.
So, despite the fact that I was really pissy about Facebook a few days ago, I've more or less spent half of my time on that website since that post, and because I had run out of people to creepily stalk, I decided to stalk myself.
I am so cool.
But as I was searching through my (rather extensive) set of Facebook notes, I noticed that the old ones really aren't up to snuff. here's what I mean.
[The thoughts in the brackets are my current thoughts on the answer, just for kicks.]
BT-DUBS, I wrote this when I was an ickle ninth grader!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I clearly have.
That's me at the approximate time of the writing. And yes that is a Christmas catalogue.
See what I mean about those dark years in Junior High?
LADIES: I promise you I am more attractive now.
Okay, that might be a lie.
***
1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
a hoho, lol
[LOLOLOL I said "hoho." GAWD whatta joker.]
2. Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
Well...
just kidding, I don't swing that way
[That's right. Gay jokes are super funny.]
3. Where was your profile picture taken?
in the upstairs bathroom, I believe
[aren't these the most deep questions ever?]
4. Can you play Guitar Hero?
like a boss
[What I really meant to say was "LOL I have no girlfriend. What else CAN I do?" Like I said, dark times.]
5. Name someone that made you laugh today.
do dogs named after food count?
[Ooh, sneaky. My dog's name is Cheese. And apparently he was better than actually doing things.]
6. How late did you stay up last night and why?
I dunno, ten? eleven?
[Dude. I was such a stud.]
7. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Colorado sounds kinda b.a.
[Okay, I really can't make fun of myself here.]
8. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
no and don't think I will, I do love fireworks
[DAMN was I a helpless romantic]
9. Which of your friends lives farthest from you?
Like I really know that
[I had friends?]
10. Do you believe exes can be friends?
depends mostly on the circumstances of the separation, but I believe that it may be possible for them to communicate reasonably well.
[Whatta philosopher.]
11. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
yum.
[ew.]
12. When was the last time you cried really hard?
Long time ago.
[This was before I watched "Up," mind you.]
13. Where are you right now?
my house
[Cuz I have quite the exciting life, what with my Facebook questionnaires]
14. What bed did you sleep in last night?
heheheh
[mine.]
15. What was the last thing someone bought for you?
can't remember
[Because no one gets me anything EVER]
16. Who took your profile picture?
me, none of my friends take pictures of me
(for good reason)
[Because they didn't exist]
17. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
me, probably lol
[Dude, self portraits are hilarious! YEAH LOLOLOL]
18. Was yesterday better than today?
If you can't remember the day before, it was either really good or really boring.
goin' with the latter there
[It was Star Wars Battlefront, I'm sure of it]
19. Can you live a day without TV?
yea I think I can
[Yeah, I have my priorities right.
20. Are you mad about anything?
not right now
[It'd be easier to make fun of myself if I actually said something interesting.]
21. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
rarely, and you know that that isn't good, I'm never a pessimist
[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nope. Not a pessimist. Not one bit.]
22. Are you a bad influence?
haha adults love me :(
[Oh yeah, that's me. Mr. McBadass there.]
23. Night out or night in?
depends on where that night out is and who it's with
but, in general, night out
[Wait, I knew what a night out was then?]
24. What items could you not go without during the day?
my clothes, most likely
[Okay, I'll stick with that answer.]
25. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
hecks if I remember
[hecks?]
26. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
no texting
[I actually didn't have texting, that wasn't just my pitiful life]
27. How do you feel about your life right now?
yea, I'm kind of a dork. :D
[true statement.]
28. Do you hate anyone?
not currently
[you just wait, ninth-grade me...]
29. If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
who's "We?"
stalkers. jk
[I wasn't. We had those guys finally put to justice a couple of months ago.]
30. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
yep.
[like a boss]
31. Anyone ever called you perfect before?
me :D
haha no one has
yet
[Nice ego.]
32. What song is stuck in your head?
It's always a Queen Song lol
[DUDE QUEEN IS SO FUNNY]
33. Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
it better be someone pretty freaking important
[it never is.]
34. Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
sure, why not?
[STUD MUFFIN]
35. ***PERSONAL QUESTION***?
[classified answer]
36. Do you think too much or too little?
waaaaaaaay too much
[It happens.]
37. Do you smile a lot?
depends on whom I'm with
[LOOKIT ME, LITTLE GRAMMAR PRINCE HERE]
38. Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone?
Matt?
[There's a question mark because there wasn't any]
39. Is there something you ALWAYS wear?
well, there's kind of a lot of things I always wear
nudity is frowned upon in most societies.
especially if it's me and my uber tan lines ;)
[That's right, I never changed my clothing in ninth grade]
40. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
minesweeper
[Correction: Failing at minesweeper]
41. Did you have an exciting last weekend?
what happened last weekend?
[Nothing, that's what]
42. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yep
43. Have you ever dyed your hair?
nope
[It's just naturally bright pink.]
44. Are you wearing a necklace?
no
45. Are you an emotional person?
WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!
ARE YOU CALLING ME EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE?!?!?!
CUZ I'M NOT!!!!!!
BITCH!!!!!!!
actually, I'm not :D
[That's embarrassing.]
46. What's something that can always make you feel better?
Island in the Sun by Weezer-like musical crack lol
[LOL YES DRUGS ARE SO FUNNY TOO]
47. Will this weekend be a good one?
yea it was pretty b.a.
[Way to not answer the question at all, genius.]
48. What do you want right now?
a life, most likely :D
[Did I really use the :D smiley this liberally? That's depressing.]
49. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
no...not willingly at least.
those of you in Burton's second hour know that one.
[Good times being Juliet in our class's presentation of Romeo and Juliet.]
50. Have you ever worked in a food place?
I want to
[No I don't.]
***
Well, that was embarrassing.
But I did learn one thing.
Wait, no I didn't. Who am I kidding?
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