I am a theatre kid. Stage makeup runs through my veins. Actually it doesn’t. That was a figure of speech. If it actually ran through my veins, I would be some sort of theatre zombie.
You guys, I think I just made Hollywood’s next big-budget horror film…Hamlet the Zombie. And it’s a horror movie solely for the fact that based off of films like “Jack the Giant Slayer” and “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters,” this film is definitely a possibility.
And I might not even get movie rights for it. Which is BULLSHIT.